Andrew Zimmern Quarterly Box (#ZIM03): July 2014

So I’ve been putting off my review of the Andrew Zimmern Quarterly box since I was already dealing with the abysmal failure of my Nina Garcia Quarterly box. Let’s just say that this quarter, my Quarterly subs are no bueno. Like seriously no bueno, like what the !$#%@#% were you thinking, no bueno.

So before I get into this ridiculous box, let me ask you what you might expect from a sub box from Andrew Zimmern? Weird Food Items? Travel doodads? Cool gadgets to create aforementioned weird food? Because that’s what comes to my mind. His first box featured products from Spain, his second highlighted Asia, so where would this box take us?

Box
Open Box

So as usual this box comes the the nicely put together Quarterly letter from the curator. Andrew Zimmern invites us to go on a road trip with him and says, “these days, I hit the road with my wife riding shotgun, our son in the back seat, belting out tunes and stopping for greasy burgers and shakes on our way to our cabin northern Minnesota.”
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Oh an all American road trip! Sounds great! … There are so many cool and interesting directions we can go with this, and sadly we took a wrong turn—a lot of wrong turns.

Hat
North Cap
(Estimated Retail: $17.00)
Description: “When I’m on the road, I rely on ball caps as much for style as I do for sun protection, especially on the top of my head…”
Verdict: Another @%#$%#@%@# baseball hat.
Especially on the top of your head? Where the hell else are you wearing a baseball cap? This isn’t travel! This isn’t food! I hate to break it to these Quarterly curators but their personal memories don’t always translate to us. It’s great that you wear baseball hats for style and sun protection on roadtrips but for most us (especially the ladies) roadtrips do not equal ball caps. Nor do ball caps equal a food or travel subscription. If we wanted an Andrew Zimmern’s favorite stuff box, then we’d subscribe to it. You said food and travel. FOOD AND TRAVEL. Okay, okay I’m okay. I’m just tired of baseball hats and little rubber shoes.

Sticker
Historic Park Sticker
(Estimated Retail: $2.00)
Verdict:
Like
Description: “…road trips are indeed as much about the journey as they are the destination. It’s a time for being weird souvenirs (case in point: the historic park stickers I’ve included)..”
I agree with Zimmern’s sentiments, but are Historic Park Stickers really “weird souvenirs”? I’m thinking more like a hoola dancer dashboard girl or some kind of Elvis backscratcher or a Tshirt that says “I saw the world’s largest rubber band ball and all I got was this shirt”. In the category of “weird souvenirs” this doesn’t really break the top 10. Having said that, I know I can do something fun and crafty with the sticker itself it and the idea behind its inclusion is solid so I’m giving this a “like” verdict.

Candy
Pearson’s Salted Nut Rolls and Necco Wafers
(Estimated Retail: 99¢ each Nut Roll; 18¢ each roll)
Description: Along with the souvenirs, Zimmern says that road trips should have “guilt free snack” so he included his favorite candies.
Verdict: Sigh
Really? Of all the candies to ever candy, your favorite one is a Necco Wafer? They are like colored pieces of chalk. (And for the record I found an extra nut roll in the packaging later, so there were in fact 2 nut rolls in the box, despite only one in the photograph). Again, this isn’t an “Andrew Zimmern’s favorites” box – its’ supposed to be a travel/food sub with a roadtrip theme. How about some interesting, unusual snacks instead?

Lamb Jerky
Border Springs Farms Smoked Lamb Jerky
(Estimated Retail: $8.00)
Verdict: Okay so maybe I take that back…
Description: “Jerky is the ultimate road trip food….”
Nothing says driving cross country like dried pieces of meat. But I’ll give him a point and say that jerky makes sense for a roadtrip snack. I am not a jerky aficionado so I passed this along to my boyfriend who loves jerky, so he could give a review. “This jerky tastes like poop. Seriously, this is the worst jerky I’ve ever eaten—make sure you write that down.” He only managed one piece so we had to toss the rest. This would have scored some points if the jerky was palatable—but sadly another loser.  I couldn’t find it on the Border Springs online shop, so I’m just estimating it at $8.00

Conversation
Hypertheticals
(Estimated Retail: $11.97)
Verdict:
Meh
Description: “Hours in the car always leads to great conversation, which is why I love Hypertheticals—Chuck Klosterman’s 50-question deck of cards that claims to lead to insane conversations….”
Okay, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t’ really need cards to help me have an insane conversation. Any moment I want one I can just call my mother and listen to her misinterpret something she saw on Dr. Oz.  And as for people I willingly spend time with, my friends are entertaining enough on their own (sometimes too entertaining).

Barnacle
Barnacle from Ilovehandles
(Estimated Retail: $4.95)
Verdict:
Not sure
Description: “What road trip would be complete without music? I’m a music fanatic and there’s no better place to crank it than driving with the windows down on a hot summer day.” He mentions you can follow is favorite driving songs on Spotify and continues “and play it from your smart device. In fact, you can use the Barnacle form Ilovehandles to stick your phone to the dashboard…….”
I guess I don’t know why I need this barnacle thing. Why do I need my phone on the dashboard? I  plug it into my sound system and then just leave it on the seat rest. I’m sure I’ll get creative and figure out something else to stick to the barancle, but right now I’m just not feeling it.

OVERALL:
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Good idea, very poor execution.

I agree with a lot of the ideas Andrew Zimmern brought out: quirky souvenirs, guilty pleasure snacks, music and games for the car, but none of his choices really worked for me. It felt way too much like Andrew Zimmern indulging his own favorite items and not enough like Andrew Zimmern picking out things that we as subscribers would enjoy.

I paid $50 for this box and my estimated retail value (with just a guess at the jerky) came out to $44.80. In addition to the actual retail value being too low on this box, the usefulness and appeal of the items just wasn’t there. In comparison to his last boxes, this one seems to come completely out of left field. The others featured a destination and foods/items that jived with it. This one was a hodge-podge of random stuff, that I doubt most subscribers would enjoy.

Coupling this disastrous box with the fact that I started a diet that really limits the types of food I can eat, I decided to cancel this one.

I’d love to hear what you thought of this box? Did it adequately capture the Road Trip theme? Is this what you’d expect from a Food and Travel sub?

Mystery Chocolate Box: June 2014

So as you’ve probably already figured out, I love mysteries and surprises, hence my pathological addiction to subscription boxes. So when the folks at Mystery Chocolate Box offered to send me a free box to review, there was no way I could turn it down. Chocolates and a mystery? Sounds like a perfect Friday night to me.

So this subscription is a little bit unusual in that it’s about the tasting experience as much as the actual chocolate box

So the skinny on the chocolate box, is that each month you receive three mystery chocolate bars. You spend some time tasting each one and trying to figure out what’s in them. Then you go online and submit your answers and if you get all 3 right, you win a prize. They make note of allergens in the materials that they send to you, but if you’re allergic to stuff that’s normally in chocolate, then you should probably skip this subscription.

The cost is:

$17.95 per month (for a monthly subscription)
$50.85 for a 3 month subscription
$191 for a year long subscription

Box #2

Now the first thing I noticed was how well packed the box was. My chocolate arrived with no melting at all.
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Two of the three bars were dark chocolate and one was milk chocolate, I found one to be a bit too bitter for my taste, another was not too exciting, but the milk chocolate was just right.
Chocolate
Beyond the type of chocolate, I sort of gave up on the guessing. My brain was clouded by a Homer Simpson voice murmuring “mm, chocolate”. The chocolate wasn’t the usual Hershey type and I think $17.95 for 3 pretty large bars of higher quality chocolate to be a good price.

I think this would be a really fun box for a monthly family night with your kids. Make some pizza, play board games and for dessert have a chocolate tasting. It would also be fun for chick nights or maybe even paired with an evening of wine tasting or a nice distraction to break up book club arguments.

Since I’m endeavoring to lose weight, this subscription isn’t one I’d regularly subscribe to, but it’s definitely fun and I could see a lot of great potential in using it for parties and get-togethers.

Are you a chocaholic? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Naturebox: April 2014

So I’m catching up on a few of the April boxes I didn’t get a chance to post about. April was my 3rd (and last) month of Naturebox. I opted to pick up some snacks I knew we liked and throw in a few new ones. For info on a Naturebox subscription, their new pricing options and a coupon code, jump down below. Now let’s dive into the snacks!

Box Open

We’ll start with the familiar ones:

Pretzels
Sourdough Cheddar Pretzels

Serving Size= 9 pieces
Calories per serving : 120
Weight Watchers points per serving: 3
Description: Cheesy Salty Pretzel-ly Goodness
Verdict: Love!
My boyfriend loves these so I had to get two bags. These pair really well with beer and are a nice alternative to chips for game day.

dark cocoa
Dark Cocoa Almonds

Serving Size= 1/4 cup
Calories per serving : 150
Weight Watchers points per serving: 5
Description: Chocolate covered awesomeness
Verdict: Love!
I got these in the last box and I loved them so much I had to pick them up again. If you’re familiar with the Trader Joe’s chocolate covered almonds, these are very similar but with a thinner coating so they’re a bit lighter. If you have a sweet tooth and are trying out Naturebox, I can’t recommend these enough.

Now for the new contestants…

 Lemon
Lemon Meringue Waffles

Serving Size= 33 pirvrd
Calories per serving : 120
Weight Watchers points per serving: 3
Description: Communion Wafer flavored with Lemon Pledge
Verdict: Exterminate..Exterminate…
So I was looking for something I hadn’t tried and these Lemon waffles popped up. I really like lemon flavored things and I thought they’d be like super light cookies. I was so, so, so wrong. They taste like communion wafers dipped in lemon pledge. I don’t know how these snacks can be “natural” when the texture and taste is so synthetic. And that 22 per serving is like the college hazing portion. The memory of one is too horrifying. I don’t think I could make it through 5 on a bet. If you hate someone, give them a plate of these. Otherwise skip.

Honey Nut
Honey Nut Medley
Serving Size= 1/4 cup
Calories per serving : 170
Weight Watchers points per serving:5
Description: Lightly sweetened mixed nuts
Verdict: Like
Every time I hear the word “medley” I keep waiting for someone to burst into a Gershwin tune.   (It’s probably just me – you can take the girl out of music school, but you can’t take music school out of the girl). So back to the food.  Just some nuts coated with a bit of honey.  No more, no less. They tasted just fine but I don’t see what sets them apart from the multitude of nut mixes you can get from your regular grocery store, Trader Joe’s or whole foods. They didn’t have any unique flavors or combinations. A solid choice, just not exciting enough to prompt me to burst out into song (which is a shame since I do a kickass “Someone to Watch Over Me”.)

 Full box
OVERALL
Eh..

So I got a great deal for a 3 month subscription on Groupon and with a small Groupon credit, I ended up paying only $20 for a 3 month subscription. That comes out to about $6.67 per box. This is another month where I made the mistake of choosing something inedible. What I found particularly disappointing about the lemon waffles was how artificial they tasted. The idea behind this box was healthy snacks and nothing about those tasted healthy (or like a snack).

I enjoyed trying out this subscription for the low price I paid, but I think for the sizes and offerings, the full price is much more than I am willing to spend. I can get similar snacks at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods for less or order bulk on Amazon of my favorite brands.

Do you subscribe to Naturebox? If you do, what are your favorite and least favorite treats?

Did you try out the Naturebox snack in the April Popsugar box? If so, what did you think?

 

THE BACKSTORY

Naturebox snacks do not contain any: artificial colors, flavors or sweeteners, high fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated oil, or trans fat.
All options include free shipping in the continental US:
$19.95 per month for 5 snack items per box.
$29.95 per month for 10 snack items (2 of each snack)
$49.95 per month for 20 snack items (4 of each snack)

Your options: You can select your specific snacks or leave it to the Naturebox folks to surprise you. You can even do a little of each and select a few snacks and then leave the others as a surprise

Coupon Code: SHARE10 & save $10 off your First Nature Box!

May Blog Hop: Mother’s Day Gift Ideas!

So it’s time once again for another Blog Hop! I’m part of a fabulous facebook group of beauty bloggers and each month (on the 1st) we all post about the same theme. This month features Mother’s Day Gift Ideas.

Since subscription boxes are my specialty I’m going to feature some boxes along with some gifts you can wrap up in a pretty bow.

CLASSIC BEAUTY
For the Mom who enjoys makeup, beauty products, pampering and all things feminine.

 Box Pick:
Glossybox
Cost: $21 per month; $60 of 3 months; $115.00 for 6 months/$220 for 12 months
This box features 5 full size luxury beauty products each month in a pretty box. I think the fact that this box includes full sizes makes it perfect for gift giving. There’s a wide variety of brands featured and they are high end.

Lipstick Set
Wrapable:
Besame Cosmetics: Kenley Collins Scarf and Lipstick Set
Cost: $30.00 (Picture from the Besame webpage)
A classic red lipstick in a gorgeous tube with an adorable rose print scarf just screams out “ladies who lunch to me.” If your Mom wears Chanel No. 5 and loves the classics, this might be the perfect thing for


JET-SETTER/TRAVEL
For the Mom who loves travel and enjoys everything from an RV trip to a fancy cruise.

Box Pick:
Quarterly: Hitha On the Go
Cost: $50.00/4 times a year
This is a brand new travel box on Quarterly from the blogger at Hitha On The Go. Quarterly describes her as “Hitha is on a mission to teach women how to travel in style with only a carry-on (yes, no matter how long the trip). A road warrior with an addiction to shoes, she went from checking her massive, overstuffed suitcase to breezing through the airport, with only her 22” suitcase in hand.” Sounds like the perfect sub for those Moms who are always packing for their next trip.

Luggage
Wrapable:
Samantha Brown First Class Collection 2-piece Set
Cost:
$159.95 (Picture from the HSN webpage)
There is nothing that makes travel smoother than nice luggage. I love the Samantha Brown line that is available on HSN. They have lots of wonderful colors and configurations and there are sets for everything from a weekend away to a month long cruise. This set is classy and durable and the perfect size for a small getaway or to use as your carryon and purse.

FOODIE/HOME COOK
For the Mom who believes that love = food and insists on hosting all the holiday parties.

Box Picks:

For the more Traditional Cook, who loves the classics:
Tyler Florence Fancy Box
Cost: $35.00 per month plus shipping
As someone who’s spent a lot of time studying the contents of Fancy boxes, I can assert that this is one of the best and most consistent they send out. It has great food, kitchen and home items. For anyone who enjoys cooking and entertaining this would be a great choice.

For the Super Foodie, who loves experimenting and world cuisine:
Andrew Zimmern Quarterly Box
Cost: $50.00 four times a year
This is the box from that crazy food and travel guy who eats things like dried scorpions. His box features food items from all over the world and each box typically revolves around a certain region. They are the perfect option for a cook with a penchant for global cuisine. For a detailed review of the last Andrew Zimmern box, head over here.

 

Temptations
Wrapable:
Temp-tations Gingham Gardens 9 Piece Oven to Table Set

Cost: $37.20 plus shipping (Photo from the QVC website)

I highly recommend that if someone enjoys cooking they invest in ceramic bakeware. It’s non-stick, and can go from the oven to the freezer, fridge or dishwasher, plus it’s microwave safe and when you pick up a pretty pattern like the one above, you can even serve in it. QVC has a fabulous line of ceramic bakeware called Temp-tations and it comes in all kinds of awesome patterns and configurations. If your mom loves cooking and collecting stuff, she’ll probably have a fun time getting all the different baking pieces and dinnerware.

So what are you getting your Mother this Mother’s day?

And if you’re a mom, what would you love to be surprised with?

If you enjoyed this post, please stop by and visit some of my other blog-hoppers and read their take on Mother’s Day gifts.


BLOG LINK LIST:

1. Michelle from Beautiful Goodies

2. Brittany from The Beauty Deputy

3. Anna from The Anna Belle Blog

4. Jen from Jen Likes Polish (And Some Other Things)

5. Jeni from Gracious Luck

6. Ashly from Reviews / Ramblings & Randomness!

7. Toria from Toria’s Treasure Chest –

8. Megan from Polished Portland

9. Angela From Your Beauty Whisperer

 

Andrew Zimmern Quarterly Box (#ZIM02): March 2014

So when I filled out a survey about my Nina Garcia Quarterly box, the folks at Quarterly gave me a $10 coupon so I decided to put it toward trying out another of their offerings. (Don’t worry I still have my Nina Garcia subscription which they can pry out of my cold, dead hands).

There are tons of curators at Quarterly – some I recognize and some I don’t, along with different price points for boxes. I decided to try to pick something totally different than anything in my current box lineup, but I still wanted a celebrity I was familiar with. I settled on the Andrew Zimmern Box that costs $50.00 per quarter. Andrew Zimmern is listed as “Television,Food, and Travel Guy”. He hosts that “weird foods” travel show where he goes around the world eating stuff like turtle penis. He states on his quarterly page, “I love food. What I love even more is food with a story.”
Oh exciting, food that will tell me stories which hopefully won’t just be stuff like (that was a lot of calories go get your ass to the gym). My guess is this box should include food items from around the world with some travel items thrown in. I love cooking and trying new cuisines. I just hope there won’t be too much dried penis or goat’s blood or scary crap. I’m actually really open to most foods and have no food allergies, but there are some things that are never going in my mouth and most of them are what Andrew Zimmern regularly eats on his TV show.  This is only the second Andrew Zimmern box and the first had a Spain/Paella theme which I would have loved so I’m hoping this one is great as well.

Enough chatter and let’s get to it!
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Letter
As usual with the Quarterly boxes we get a lovely letter explaining the choices. Andrew writes, “Replicating Asian foods at home might seem a tricky feat. Lucky for you, I’ve done the work of sourcing the best stuff so you don’t have to.” So Asian is our theme. My small refrigerator is 75% Asian condiments right now so I’m guessing I’m going to like most of what’s in here.

Tea
Verdant Tea: Master Han’s Looseleaf 2004 Shu Pu’er & Master Han’s Wild Picked Yunnan Black
(Estimated Retail: these teas are currently sold out, but prices seem to range from $6.50 to $15.75)
Description: “Master Han wild-picks his tea in the Qianjiazhai region of the Mt. Ailao national forest preserve in the primeval tea forest of Yunnan.”
Verdict: Like
There are primeval tea forests? See, that right there just made me want to drink this tea. It sounds like the real world equivalent of drinking unicorn tears from Narnia. I’ve been slowly trying to get into tea so this will be something fun to try that I would never in a million years have picked for myself.

 Book
Rain and Other South Sea Stories by W. Somerset Maugham:
(Estimated Retail: $4.46)
Description: “W. Somerset Maugham led many lives, including that of a doctor in London’s slums, a successful playwright and novelist, an agent for British Intelligence during World War I, and a world traveler. In 1917, he took the first of many voyages to the Pacific Islands and the Far East, where his keen sense of observation found inspiration for some of his finest writing.
Rain and Other South Sea Stories features one of Maugham’s most famous tales, concerning the clash between a missionary and a prostitute.”

Verdict: Hit
My reading choices tend to steer toward the trashy (to distract me from my awful commute) interspersed with notable literary works I never got around to reading so that I can remember how to actually string proper sentences together. I don’t read many short stories so I probably wouldn’t have picked this up on my own, but I will read it. I really love the idea of this box including books and stories about exotic locales. It makes it stand apart from other food boxes.

 Drinking Vinegar
Thai Basil Pok Pok Som
(Estimated Retail: $15.00)
Verdict:
On the Fence
Description: Drinking Vinegar in Thai Basil flavor
So we knew there had to be at least one weird thing in here and it looks like the Drinking vinegar is it. Apparently you can use this with soda water or in cocktails? To be honest I find the idea of drinking vinegar repulsive, but I’m thinking of trying to use this in cocktails to replace bitters (after all doesn’t booze make everything taste better?) We’ll see how my experiments fare, but until then I’m on the fence about this one.

Fish Sauce
Red Boat Fish Sauce(2.7 oz):
(Estimated Retail: $6.95)
Description: “Red Boat premium fish sauce…is made using traditional chemical-free fermentation methods, a unique two hundred year-old artisanal process using only the freshest cá cơm (black anchovy), salted minutes after leaving the sea then aged for over a year in traditional wooden barrels. Red Boat anchovies are sourced exclusively from the crystal clear waters off the Phu Quoc island archipelago. Red Boat is pure, 100% all natural first press “extra virgin” Vietnamese fish sauce. Made from only two ingredients it is free from added water, MSG, and preservatives.”
Verdict: Hit!
Despite living in a metropolitan area finding fish sauce was an annoying task. For some reason the grocery store would keep eleventy million other Asian sauces, but not fish sauce. I’d have to make a special trip just to get any old fish sauce, nevermind this fancy pants version. I love to try cooking Asian dishes so this will give me an excuse to give homemade Pad Thai another shot.

Soy Sauce
Blue Grass Soy Sauce (100 mL)
(Retail: $5.50)
Verdict: Love!
Description: “Our soy sauce is microbrewed in small batches using only whole Kentucky grown Non-GMO soybeans, soft red winter wheat, and the purest limestone filtered Kentucky spring water. We ferment and age the soy bean mash in re-purposed bourbon barrels. It’s smoky and brothy with hints of oak and a mild sweetness reminiscent of fine Kentucky bourbon.”
I use soy sauce all the time and I’ve never tried one that’s “microbrewed in small batches”. I’m going to need to find a super special recipe for this. I’m thinking some kind of steak dish. It also came with a recipe for “The Sauce” which I guess isn’t referring to “hitting the sauce” but just a generic sauce you can use on any grilled meat.

Thai Chili Peppers
Season with Spice Thai Red Chili Peppers (.25 oz/7 grams)
(Retail: $4.49)
Verdict:
Hit
Description: “A simple to use, must-have spice for cooking Asian dishes – notably Sichuan & Southeast Asian – our whole, dried Thai Red Chili Peppers give a spicy kick to stir-fries, noodles dishes, and soups.”
I have this great Chinese Takeout Cookbook that calls for dried chili peppers in a lot of the dishes so I’m sure I’ll put these to good use.

Full Box
Overall:
Hit!
Most of the ingredients included in this are familiar to me but are unique brands I wouldn’t have known to try or seek out. With the exception of the drinking vinegar (which may be awesome, or a disaster, or an awesome disaster), I know I will use all of them. It’s also fun to get a new book that I wouldn’t have picked up on my own but that I can probably learn a little something from. The cost of this box was $50.00 but with my coupon, I only paid $40. Without knowing the cost of the tea I can’t give a full estimate on this box, but I think it’s probably just about at the $50.00 price tag without including shipping costs on each of the ingredients.
I think this box is great for inspiring new recipes and I’m most likely going to keep it for at least one more quarter.

What did you think of the items? Do you cook Asian dishes frequently? Have you ever heard of drinking vinegar?

Naturebox: March 2014

So this is my second month of Naturebox. I opted to pick up some snacks I knew we liked and throw in some new ones.
Box
For info on a Naturebox subscription and a coupon code, jump down below.  For now, on with the munchies!
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Pretzels
Sourdough Cheddar Pretzels
Serving Size= 9 pieces
Calories per serving : 120
Weight Watchers points per serving: 3
Description: Cheesy Pretzel-ly Goodness
Verdict:  Love!
You will note that I ordered two of these and that one is already opened.  That is because my boyfriend loves these so much he couldn’t wait for me to get my act together and take a picture.  If you try out Naturebox you really need to grab these.

Cocoa Almonds
Dark Cocoa Almonds
Serving Size= 1/4 cup
Calories per serving : 150
Weight Watchers points per serving: 5
Description: Chocolate covered awesomeness
Verdict:  Love!
If you remember last month’s Naturebox review, you know that I selected this and yet they sent me “Oat bran dipping sticks” instead.  I was annoyed then and after tasting these I am even more annoyed now.  In no universe anywhere, in the history of ever would those sticks be an adequate replacement for these delicious little guys.  They are like the chocolate covered almonds from Trader Joe’s but with a thinner coating.  A great treat for the folks with a sweet tooth.  This one is a must have.

 

Granola
Cherry Crumble Granola
Serving Size= 1/2 cup
Calories per serving : 230
Weight Watchers points per serving: 6
Description: Not Enough Cherries..or Crumbles
Verdict:  Miss
Despite my deep love of the Apple granola from my last box, I wanted to try out some other flavors.  This one isn’t nearly half as good.  It’s pretty bland and there weren’t many cherries in my batch.  Again, this granola isn’t crunchy and one bag only contains 1 cup of granola.  It’s just not worth the cost, next month I’ll be skipping the granola options.


Chipotle
Chipotle Maple Almonds
Serving Size= 1/4 cup
Calories per serving : 170
Weight Watchers points per serving:5
Description: Slightly sweet almonds with a bit of spice in the aftertaste
Verdict:  Like
These were okay.  I think they’d actually go well chopped in a salad.  I had expected more of smoky taste because of the chipotle but it was  subtle.  (I love chipotle, so take that with a grain of salt).  I didn’t really find anything particularly special about these.  You can find spiced nuts anywhere.  For me to order these regularly they’d need to be a lot more compelling.

 

Full Box
OVERALL

So I got a great deal for a 3 month subscription on Groupon and with a small Groupon credit, I ended up paying only $20 for a 3 month subscription.  That comes out to about $6.67 per box.  I liked this month much better than last, and I was happy to see I got all my selections.  This time everything was edible, even if all the items weren’t that interesting.  Again for the low price I paid, I’m more than satisfied, but I’d never pay the full $19.95.  You could easily go to Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s and spend that money and get a lot more bang for your buck.

Do you subscribe to Naturebox?  If you do, what are your favorite and least favorite treats?

 

THE BACKSTORY

Naturebox subscriptions cost $19.95 per month for 5 snack items per box.
The snacks do not contain any: artificial colors, flavors or sweeteners, high fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated oil, or trans fat.

There are discounts for pre-paying:
6 months for $99.97
12 months for $199.97

Your options: You can select your specific snacks or leave it to the Naturebox folks to surprise you.  You can even do a little of each and select a few snacks and then leave the others as a surprise

Coupon Code: SHARE10 & save $10 off your First Nature Box!

Naturebox: February 2014

I had mentioned I’d be featuring some new subscriptions and when I found a great deal on 3 months of Naturebox, I jumped on it. Naturebox sends you healthy snacks each month (5 packs per box).  The snacks do not contain any: artificial colors, flavors or sweeteners, high fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated oil, or trans fat.  You have the option of letting Naturebox choose your treats for you, or selecting your own.  For more info on Naturebox subscriptions and a coupon code, jump down below.

Now let’s get to the snacking!
Nature Box

Because I, like so many folks out there (and Jessica Simpson), use Weight Watchers, I’m also including Weight Watchers points for each item.

Open Box 

Oat Bran
Oat Bran Dippin’ Stix
Serving Size= 1/3 cup
Calories per serving : 170
Weight Watchers points per serving: 5
Description: Sesame Seed covered little crunchy things that you’re supposed to dip in other things that taste better.
Verdict:  Total Miss
This was the item in the box that annoyed me because I selected all my treats and this was not one of them.  Instead of my dark cocoa almonds they threw this in and said “try this instead.” Listen Naturebox, if I wanted something with the word “oat bran” in it, I would have chosen it.  I chose something with the word “cocoa” in it.  Sufficed it to say, I was not amused.  To me these just taste like crunching on a metric ton of sesame seed.  I think they’d be okay in a party mix with nuts and other snacks to offset the taste, but alone they are just not good.  I guess that’s why they are called “dipping sticks”, but then you’re just adding more calories and points by being required to dip them into something.

 

Apple Granola
Apple Orchards Granola
Serving Size= 1/2 cup
Calories per serving : 240
Weight Watchers points per serving: 7
Description: Super soft granola that tastes like an apple-y oatmeal Cookie
Verdict:  Love!
This was different than any granola I’ve tried.  It was moist and really tasted like an oatmeal cookie.  My one issue is that for granola, this bag is really small.  Once I took a single serving, there was only about half a bag left.

 

Potato Fries
Baked Peppery Potato Fries
Serving Size= 1 oz
Calories per serving : 130
Weight Watchers points per serving: 4
Description: Weirdly shaped crackers masquerading around as “fries”
Verdict:  Miss
For me these had very little flavor and I certainly didn’t get a “potato” vibe from them. They were just skinny crackers without particularly interesting seasoning.

 


Pretzel Pop
Salted Caramel Pretzel Pops
Serving Size= 1/3 cup
Calories per serving : 110
Weight Watchers points per serving: 3
Description: Circular salt licks in the shape of little balls and mislabeled as “pretzels”
Verdict:  The pretzels are a lie. 
I don’t know how something with the words “caramel” and “pretzel” could taste so horrific, so utterly, contemptibly awful, but they do.  All I could taste was salt, like a big crunchy ball of salt, while my boyfriend’s assessment was “like biting into sawdust”.  These were pretty much inedible.

 

Cheddar Pretzels
Sourdough Cheddar Pretzels
Serving Size= 9 pieces
Calories per serving : 120
Weight Watchers points per serving: 3
Description: Cheesy Pretzel-ly Goodness
Verdict:  Love!
These pretzels were so good.  Similar to the flavored Snyder’s pretzel nuggets, but much much better.  If you choose to order Naturebox, you must give these a try.

 

Full Box
OVERALL

So I got a great deal for a 3 month subscription on Groupon and with a small Groupon credit, I ended up paying only $20 for a 3 month subscription.  That comes out to about $6.67 per box.  For that price, I’m quite happy with it, but if I paid $19.95 I’d be pretty disappointed.  The granola was delicious, but a really small size for something like granola.  The salted caramel pretzel pops were inedible and the oat bran sticks were not what I selected nor were they even similar to the item I selected.

I’m happy with this box at my steep discount, but I won’t be paying full price for this, so it seems pretty likely I’ll be canceling after my 3 months are up.

Do you subscribe to Naturebox?  If you do, what are your favorite and least favorite treats?

 

THE BACKSTORY

Naturebox subscriptions cost $19.95 per month for 5 snack items per box.

There are discounts for pre-paying:
6 months for $99.97
12 months for $199.97

Your options: You can select your specific snacks or leave it to the Naturebox folks to surprise you.  You can even do a little of each and select a few snacks and then leave the others as a surprise

Coupon Code: SHARE10 & save $10 off your First Nature Box!

Fair Ivy: Package #2 – September 2013

I received my second package for September from Fair Ivy, a subscription service that features handmade items.  Skip down for more details on subscription options along with a coupon code.   Now onto the review!

Box

Tucked inside my cardboard box was a lovely little fabric topped Mason jar filled with cajeta traditional goat milk caramel sauce from Bliss Farms Dry Goods.  They describe themselves as a “sweet little family owned micro farm in Northern Arizona”.  They “create fine foods, body care products, visual/funcational art, jewelry and ceramics.”

Open Box

Verdict:
Hit!

Ingredients are listed as: Goat Milk, evaporated cane juice, Mexican vanilla bean, baking soda
Caramel sauce is a perfect item for the fall.  My birthday is in October and I typically find myself entertaining friends and relatives so I think I’m going to use this sauce in an amazing caramel apple cheesecake dip recipe.  You can check it out here, but be forewarned it’s addicting.

Caramel

I couldn’t find the caramel sauce in the Bliss Farms’ Etsy store, but if you’re dying for a jar, I’d shoot them an email request.  I have no idea how much this costs, but I’d give it a value about $8.00.  So far Fair Ivy has sent me a fabulous silver and gold plated necklace and this awesome caramel sauce.  I can’t wait to see what the last package for September will bring.

THE BACKSTORY

A jewelry only subscription at $25.00 a month (plus shipping) for 1 jewelry item per month.  (This option will ship in the US, Canada & the UK).

Or

An original subscription at $40.00 a month (plus shipping) of 3 handmade items (1 item will be jewelry).  (This option only ships in the US).

Because the items ship directly from the artisans, if you choose an original subscription you will receive the packages individually throughout the month.

DISCOUNT CODE:  NEWSLETTER2 will get you $2.00 off either subscription.